My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
eating something and then realizing its expired
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
Hello Kitty Planes From EVA Air Coming To Los Angeles
Taiwanese airline EVA Air already flies five Hello Kitty-themed planes around Japan, South Korea and China, among others. On September 18, they’re bringing the cuteness stateside with a Hello Kitty route from Taipei to Los Angeles. Flights will operate three adorable times per week.
The Hello Kitty B777 jets that will fly to Los Angeles are still being prepared, but the airline confirms they’ll look similar to the ones already operating in Asia.
Wow a hello kitty jetOmg!! *squeal!!* holy hello kitty!! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!!!!! Pleeeaaassseee!!!!
I foresee SO many Daddies being dragged onto this plane by their littles… lol
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
"Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?"
"Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation."