godsmangina:

mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made

7 hours ago with 77968 notes — via mygirlfriendattempts, © godsmangina



drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

image

7 hours ago with 283653 notes — via the-girl-from-gallifrey, © drinking-for-two



greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

7 hours ago with 245208 notes — via the-girl-from-gallifrey, © 1vm



amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
7 hours ago with 99027 notes — via mapurrr, © amortizing



professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

7 hours ago with 68001 notes — via the-girl-from-gallifrey, © traceexcalibur



"You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one."
— Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)
7 hours ago with 119529 notes — via the-girl-from-gallifrey, © lookingforsomeonewhocares



gallifreyglo:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

LOL!  OMG leftylain fogsblue

gallifreyglo:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

LOL!  OMG leftylain fogsblue

7 hours ago with 39771 notes — via the-girl-from-gallifrey, © astudyinawesome



samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

7 hours ago with 38145 notes — via kitty-von-khaos, © raidoucoolzunoha



7 hours ago with 2090 notes — via prguitarman, © lawebloca



guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

7 hours ago with 65480 notes — via kitty-von-khaos, © dezeen.com