there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
You fuckin’ shit.
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
ok so I was messing with Doomsday and I sped it up 200%
and it turned into a happy folksong????
it’s so catchy
oh my god
this is the craziest thing ever lol
if this song doesnt win a reblog on its own, how perfect that gif is should win it for you.. oh my gosh
i want to see a magical girl anime where she has to stop mid transformation because the villain wont stop doing bad things so she has to grab one of those designs from the background and fight them off using it all the while shes only wearing one shoe and like half a tiara and screaming YOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WAIT!!!!!
*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
"can you wrap this present for me"
CHRISTMAS IS COMING